The Midwest Martini™
Dirty. Decadent. Deep-fried-adjacent.
Let’s set the scene:
A sultry summer breeze, a wrought iron patio table, and the kind of martini that doesn’t just whisper “Midwest” — it yells it across the cul-de-sac.
Introducing The Midwest Martini™, our official drink of choice for summer nights when you want your cocktail as unfiltered as your group chat. Extra, extra dirty and violently well-shaken - in a sexy way of course. She’s served ice cold with a generous helping of Frankies 457 Castelvetrano olives and—because this is Second Husband™ after all—a salty, golden side of McDonald’s fries.
Yes, we said fries. Don’t knock it until your garnish rolls into the ketchup.
What’s in it?
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2.5 oz vodka or gin (we don’t judge)
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A borderline disrespectful splash of olive brine
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Frankies 457 Castelvetrano olives (mandatory)
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Ice (shake it like your LV tote depends on it)
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Served with: McDonald’s fries + good gossip
Pairs well with:
- The DND Oxford™
- The SH Monogram Hat™
- Long Stares across the pool
- Tuesdays that feel like Saturday
- Loafers with no intention of walking
Stay tuned for our next travels...
RD & CB
